Punk'd

That's the only answer I have for this

in fact

it's shocked me that it hasn't occurred to me before this

that we're clearly the victims of some sort of April Fool's joke
or
that Ashton Kutcher will come out any minute
and tell us that Santorum is hoax

laugh at us
for thinking that anyone in this day and age
would really try to get rid of birth control

that anyone would be against public education

and that people would consider him to be president

and then at the end

Santorum will pull off his mask
and tell the police

"I would have gotten away with it too
if it weren't for those meddling kids"

as Scooby and the Gang pile into the Mystery Machine

yeah

that's got to be it

Punk'd

you got me good this time Ashton!