A big pile of awesomeness

Fun for the day:

• I get to eat crow and apologize tomorrow (at 4am) for someone else's bad judgement
• Got a bloody nose in the car
• I've been un-friended by someone I didn't really want to be friended by in the first place - stings a little -- like Jr. High
• was fooling around with a pair of scissors and punctured a hole in my water bottle shooting a spray of water across the desk (while on a conference call)
• lost my birth control pills

And it's only Tuesday

Danish Women's Curling Team

Really?

Skirts?

While Curling?

is that really necessary?

I understand that sex sells -- but this is a little low.

skirts

ridiculous

Laundry

I just have too many clothes.

even though I never have anything to wear.

My problem with laundry is that I hate it so much that I have a tendancy to do just enough laundry so that I have clothes for the week -- this usually consists of: A load of whites and the sheets and a load of darks.

I tend to put off towels -- sweaters -- blankets -- off season clothing forever.

and I almost never go through and throw out things that don't fit -- so they end up staying in the laundry bin -- not cleaned -- and not given to good-will.

It's out of control.

I pulled every bit of it out and put it on the bedroom floor -- I'm committed to stick to doing laundry this weekend until it's gone.

or until I get back to normal and shove it back in the laundry bin.

Why the Internet is bad

Screw you WebMD -- my nosebleed isn't a sign of pre-leukemia.

It's just a nosebleed.

Orange Cat

Dear Orange Cat living in the box on my porch,

I'm so sorry for scaring you so badly this morning -- I just wanted to pick up the bag of trash off the porch for the Monday pickup. BTW -- thanks for not tearing into it.

If it wouldn't be too much trouble -- could you avoid having a litter of kittens?

Sincerely,

Gina