Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Take a chill pill!

People are very testy today

I've had 3 people come in to complain that 3 other people lied about them or to them and someone accuse people of stealing.

breathe people

it's a short week

not everyone is out to get you.

well -- some of them may be out to get you

Happy New Year, Ya'll.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

One black tennis shoe

Did you think it was funny to hide from me today while your mate sat next to the brown tennis shoe?

Sunday, December 20, 2009

You've been elfed -- well Elf-You!

Last week I was at a meeting of all our HR Managers -- one of them (who I suspect reads this blog as I've seen that someone from her location has visited my site -- I'm like Santa -- I know all!) -- was talking about "you've been elfed"

Aparently one of your neighbors puts together a bag of treats and gives it to 2 neighbors (ding-dong-ditch method) with a note saying "you've been elfed" and challenging them to spread the christmas cheer by elfing 2 other neighbors.....you're supposed to then hang a I've been elfed sign in your window so you don't get re-elfed.

My reaction?

"I would be pissed!" -- "who wants another chore to do at Christmas time!" --

All of them made fun of me.

This week -- I got elfed -- by one of the HR Managers -- (and yes -- I was a little pissed)

Yesterday I went out and put together 2 cute bags -- a holiday hot pad, a box of candy and some artificial flowers.

Today -- I see that I got elfed back. With my own bag.

They basically just put it in front of my door.

Bastards.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Project List

I'm developing my project plan for a huge project I'm captaining for 2010.

The thought behind this process is that by breaking it into tiny pieces any task can be done (You know -- "How do you eat an elephant?" -- "One bite at a time")

As I break this down into it's tiny little pieces and the list grows longer and longer.....It's making the elephant look larger.

Pass the Tums -- this elephant is going to be difficult to digest.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Things that are my job

Seriously?

How is it HR's job to refill the tampax machine

Just because we're girls?

What if they hired a bunch of guys in HR --

ridiculous.